more than you wanted to know
Jan. 22nd, 2010 02:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
it occurred to me that, while I talk about the culprits regularly I should really give visuals. Why? Because. So here's the last two.
Beatrice (aka 'Sweet Feet'): a hardened criminal who's deviancy includes sneaking into her sister's house to steal food, walking on top of her sister's house while her sister is trapped inside, and running, continuously, across her mother while said mother is trying to take a nap.

Bonzai (aka Little Red): sister to the notorious Sweet Feet, named for her throwing herself wildly from the hands of her owner at the time of adoption in a bid for freedom. Other crimes include waiting at the bedroom door and making a break for it when the door opens to admit someone, robbing her mother of the use of a pillow by sleeping under it at nap time, TWICE having escaped through the crack between the tub and the wall in order to give her mother a heart attack, general harassment of other hams including but not limited to toe biting, and knowing where the food is hidden and angling for chances to sit in the food box and stuff her cheeks.

I'd include a picture of Booth that isn't just her butt as well but I think you'll be seeing plenty of those for the next month or two.
siiiiigh, its not easy living with such evil but somebody's got to keep that Pandora's box shut.
Beatrice (aka 'Sweet Feet'): a hardened criminal who's deviancy includes sneaking into her sister's house to steal food, walking on top of her sister's house while her sister is trapped inside, and running, continuously, across her mother while said mother is trying to take a nap.
Bonzai (aka Little Red): sister to the notorious Sweet Feet, named for her throwing herself wildly from the hands of her owner at the time of adoption in a bid for freedom. Other crimes include waiting at the bedroom door and making a break for it when the door opens to admit someone, robbing her mother of the use of a pillow by sleeping under it at nap time, TWICE having escaped through the crack between the tub and the wall in order to give her mother a heart attack, general harassment of other hams including but not limited to toe biting, and knowing where the food is hidden and angling for chances to sit in the food box and stuff her cheeks.
I'd include a picture of Booth that isn't just her butt as well but I think you'll be seeing plenty of those for the next month or two.
siiiiigh, its not easy living with such evil but somebody's got to keep that Pandora's box shut.
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Date: 2010-01-23 02:44 am (UTC)but yeah, you nailed it. They're just pure evil in fuzzy little track suits and I'm pretty powerless against them ;)
and woot! isn't that cool about the love triangle. I'm so thankful for the internet - lol. wonder how the Cleriths are going to dodge this one...