I blame the ugg boots for his evil really.

Isn't bad footwear a requirement for evil minions?

I wonder if they're riffing on Cloud-as-Sephy's-puppet? That kinda makes sense (especially if he seems to miss each time)... but I'm still gonna think grouchy thoughts in Squeenix's direction for putting Cloud and Tifa at odds.

*sneaks your bunnies some booze-soaked carrots* Go, little bunnies... go forth and multiply!